A little Crime & Punishment with your macchiato?

I was a freshman in college before I read this book (Crime and Punishment by F. Dostoyevsky). Sarah's just getting a head start, I guess.
While I was busy in the kitchen, I noticed it was pretty quiet in the living room. This is what I found. Sarah had pulled the book off the bottom shelf and started leafing through the pages, oh so carefully.

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Lys, has been bugging me to post this (thanks for the gentle prodding...ha, ha).

A couple weekends ago, Sarah was at the table with Rob and I saying,
"My ordo isssss, a mediiiiiuuuuuum (pause), non-faaaaaat (pause), caramel macchiato", which is just what Rob had ordered that morning at Starbucks. Sarah was spot-on with the pauses and inflections in her voice. Hilarious!